May I chase the squirrels in the front yard?
Well then, could I race out into the back yard and chase a squirrel?
Not fair! How can you climb this very large tree so quickly?
If I could hollow out this stick, it would make a good alphorn, don't you think?
Or should I carve a violin bow? This stick is almost straight...
...but it needs a chamfer on one end.
It is probably a good thing that no one documented the early (or later) portions of my life in such detail, but Ziva has assured me that she doesn't mind her twelve minutes of fame*, and plans on a career of celebrity. If there are people who are "famous for being famous", I think this little canine charmer deserves to be famous just for being.
*Andy Warhol suggested that we would each have our 15 minutes, but while monetary exchange undergoes inflation, I'd say time intervals shorten - witness the general diminution of attention span!